Area 51 Found To Be Nudist Camp 
The truth finally comes out. And quite honestly nudist camps do have a strong tendency to do their best to remain hidden so this one really makes some sense. And Area 51 of all places. I mean, what self respecting Alien wears clothes?
ET in a dress? Doesn't work. And that seething, drooling nemesis of Sigourney Weaver in trousers? Nope, not going to happen -- although dude does host a mean Texas barbecue. Watch out for his secret sauce, it's to die from.
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