Where not to sunbathe nude

There are many places where getting an all over tan is probably a bad choice. One such place is the handicap access ramp at a local office building here in Morris Township, NJ -- where Salvatore Sena decided to get some rays on a recent Sunday afternoon. The result is as you would expect - police intervention.

A township detective said that Sena didn't have any other place to work on his all over tan. There are many good places in the area you can go that are safe and out of the way. But an access ramp at an office building? Wouldn't have been my first choice. And anyone who says they saw me there last Thursday at 11:22am is a liar. Thpppt.